• When someone has had at least one boyfriend before, and then they proceed to complain about how they can’t get a guy.

You did it once. You can do it again. Shut up.

Put a song on (preferably at half volume or above) without your headphones in. Put the bottom of your phone (where the speakers are) in your mouth, and close your mouth around it. Then, plug your ears. IT. IS. AMAZING. It’s like you have a soundtrack in your head.

Be sure to not let your tongue touch the bottom of your phone. It won’t allow you to get the full surround sound, and it will make your phone moist…

• What I should be doing: homework
• What I am doing: ...NOT HOMEWORK.

Tumblr. Tumblr what have you done.